| Deviant Login | Shop | Join deviantART for FREE  |
Take the Tour  |
Dave Dave.Dave by ~ShadowTail
I once lived in Teddington and found it an overwhelmingly ordinary place to live. It is so ordinary that I’m almost positive that it is completely devoid of anything even remotely interesting. Teddington has 3 claims to fame: it is that it is home to the longest lock on the River Thames; it is the birth place of low-carb, talent-free actress Keira Knightly; and someone with a passing resemblance to Phil Collins was seen driving down the high street sometime during 1996. Anyway, the point I am trying to make is that Teddington is so extraordinarily ordinary that it makes my tale so much more unordinary.
My tale starts on a p
The Monkey with Many Hats The Monkey with Many Hats.The Monkey with Many Hats by ~ShadowTail
I have not told this story to many people. It is a strange story and not everyone would believe it. The only people who would believe it, in fact, would most probably be as mad as a bag of weasels.
It all started one summer afternoon. I was relaxing on a cheap B&Q sun-lounger watching the sun slide across the sky in the pleasant company of a pack of Lucky Strike and a few tequila sunrises. Suddenly I felt a chill as a figure loomed over me blocking out the sun. I took off my sunglasses and was about to tell the offending person to kindly move his backside before he found my foot up it, but I was struck dumb
Sta.sh
Content 
--
_clubs_~strongbadia~alternativerock~marilynmanson*PaleIsPretty~loligoth2~Kollabohz~RainIsFun ~DimmuBorgir~Death-is-slow
deviantART muro drawing
--
_clubs_~strongbadia~alternativerock~marilynmanson*PaleIsPretty~loligoth2~Kollabohz~RainIsFun ~DimmuBorgir~Death-is-slow
--
_clubs_~strongbadia~alternativerock~marilynmanson*PaleIsPretty~loligoth2~Kollabohz~RainIsFun ~DimmuBorgir~Death-is-slow
--
_clubs_~strongbadia~alternativerock~marilynmanson*PaleIsPretty~loligoth2~Kollabohz~RainIsFun ~DimmuBorgir~Death-is-slow
--
Update: March 22, 2009: You can send your contact details to !Morologus-Es if you wish.
... I mean, thank you, dearest Londoner o'mine, for adding me...
--
Update: March 22, 2009: You can send your contact details to !Morologus-Es if you wish.
All rectified now. I can rest happy once more.
--
Update: March 22, 2009: You can send your contact details to !Morologus-Es if you wish.