HatI am currently taking suggestions/ideas on the exact nature of this hat. So I task you with this: find me this hat of awesome.
The criteria are as follows:
1) It is awesome.
2) It is a hat.
3) It must enjoy the company of beards.
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I once lived in Teddington and found it an overwhelmingly ordinary place to live. It is so ordinary that I’m almost positive that it is completely devoid of anything even remotely interesting. Teddington has 3 claims to fame: it is that it is home to the longest lock on the River Thames; it is the birth place of low-carb, talent-free actress Keira Knightly; and someone with a passing resemblance to Phil Collins was seen driving down the high street sometime during 1996. Anyway, the point I am trying to make is that Teddington is so extraordinarily ordinary that it makes my tale so much more unordinary. &nb
by ~ShadowTail
The Monkey with Many HatsThe Monkey with Many Hats.The Monkey with Many Hats
I have not told this story to many people. It is a strange story and not everyone would believe it. The only people who would believe it, in fact, would most probably be as mad as a bag of weasels.
It all started one summer afternoon. I was relaxing on a cheap B&Q sun-lounger watching the sun slide across the sky in the pleasant company of a pack of Lucky Strike and a few tequila sunrises. Suddenly I felt a chill as a figure loomed over me blocking out the sun. I took off my sunglasses and was about to tell the offending person to kindly move his backside before he found my foot up i
by ~ShadowTail
The Mouse and the Clock.The Mouse and the Clock.The Mouse and the Clock.
“What’s the time?” the mouse asked the clock.
The clock looked down at the mouse and sighed irritably. “Time” spoke the clock through his brush-like moustache, “is my business. And my business is my business”. The clock spoke brusquely in a voice befitting a head teacher or retired major, “You, my boy, are a mouse; a simple rodent; Mus musculus in the Latin.”
“Oh” said the mouse meekly. More meekly than a mouse in fact, for if a man may be said to be as meek as a mouse then surely a mouse itself must be capable of achieving far higher levels of meekness. &
by ~ShadowTail
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- Interests: Life, Lesbians, Lemmings, Lupins, Legs, Llamas, Love and Lard.
- Favourite movie: Transformers: The Movie
- Favourite band or musician: Paradise Lost
- Favourite genre of music: Metal/Alt.Rock
- Favourite artist: ~Katerz1313 - she's a goddess.
- Favourite game: Confusing the Stupid & Poisoning the Minds of the Innocent
- Favourite gaming platform: My Bed
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... I mean, thank you, dearest Londoner o'mine, for adding me...
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All rectified now. I can rest happy once more.
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amazing how stuff gets around
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